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Avengers Assemble Group texts pt 3 (ft. Reader)
BB: hello? Where did everyone go?
(Y/n): well Nat, Steve and Clint went off to do some super stuff, Thor went off with Loki and Jane to chase down some sort of elf guy and I have no idea where Tony went.
BB: right.
Did you say Thor went after an elf?!?
BB: hello? Where did everyone go?
(Y/n): well Nat, Steve and Clint went off to do some super stuff, Thor went off with Loki and Jane to chase down some sort of elf guy and I have no idea where Tony went.
BB: right.
Did you say Thor went after an elf?!?
(Y/n): yeah some evil elf guy wants to destroy the universe, so Thor decided to go after it with Loki don't know why he brought jane though. I mean what super powers does she have?
BB: well she is a scientist and she's like really smart and stuff
(Y/n): I don't think brains will do her much good against alien space elves with laser guns and grenades.
BB: suppose. So is it just you and me here then?
(Y/n): looks like it. Unless Tony shows up
BB: did Loki beat him up last night?
(Y/n): I dunno did he?
BB: well I heard him screaming so he must of.
(Y/n): THAT WAS HIM?!?!? He screams like a three year old girl!
BB: oh no that was Clint. Tony screams like a fifteen year old girl.
(Y/n): hahaha lmao!
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NR: Clint who are you texting? We're in the middle of a training session!
CB: I'm texting Bruce, he's home alone with (y/n), he says that they're both bored out of their heads.
NR: Put that away, if Fury or Coulson see you texting we'll be in trouble!
CB: ah those old fogeys don't know how to work phones. Which is funny, they can't work phones but they can work some of the highest tech in the world? Haha!
NR: yeah so they could probably hack your phone and read all your messages.
CB: naw they won't. OMG!! Look at Coulson swooning over Cap! Haha! Caps just like 'dude what' and coulsons here like 'sign my trading cards' teehehehehe. I'm gonna ship it.
NR: Clint, a four year old is more mature than you are.
NF: BARTON!! WHAT KINDA GAMES ARE YOU PLAYING?!?!?!?
CB: AAAAAAH WTF?!?!?! YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO USE PHONES!!!!
NF: I don't but I do know how to hack them
NR: told ya so.
CB: SHUT UP NAT!!!
PC: Barton, I want your phone please.
CB: WHAT??!? YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO TEXT EITHER!!!!!
PC: Cap taught me just there.
CB: awwww
PC: BARTON!
CB: me and Tony are so gonna ship this!
PC: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!!!
CB: TRY CATCH ME SUCKA!!!
SR: so do we continue our training session or watch Coulson chase Clint around the helicarrier?
NR: for some reason I'm gonna go for option number two
SR: O.o should we help him?
NR: naw he'll be fine, as long as Coulson doesn't take out his gun.....
Shit....
Captain?.....
SR: I'll get them.
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TO: MALEKITH!!! GIVE UP NOW AND NO HARM WILL COME TO YOU! YOU HAVE MY WORD!
MTA: HAHA LOL NO! I POSSES THE AETHER NOW!!! IM GONNA DESTROY ALL THE NINE REALMS AND THERE AINT NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
TO: PFFFFT! OH YEAH WELL IM GONNA GET MY BROTHER AND WERE GONNA COME AFTER YOU AND YOUR EVIL HENCH MAN!
MTA: YOU THINK IM SCARED OF YOU AND YOUR BABY BROTHER! HA!
LL: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!!
MTA: I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!
LL: THATS MY LINE!!!!!
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LL: OW KURSE WTH?!?! YOU STABBED ME!
K/ATS: RARARARAARGH
LL: IM TOTES GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND DESTROY YOU WITH MY ARMY!!!
No wait they're all dead
IM GONNA TEAM UP WITH MY DADDY AND WE'LL...
No, I killed him...
TO: LOKI YOURE ALIVE!!!!
LL: GO AWAY THOR IM FIGHTING WITH KURSE.
TO: LOKI, HE IS DEAD YOU KILLED HIM WITH THAT GRENADE THING
LL: oh yeah.... Haha I got my revenge!
I'm gonna 'die' now Kay.
TO: OK...
WAIT!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
JF: Thor he's so faking this
TO: NO HES NOT LOOK AT HIM HE IS DEAD! *sob*
JF: k whatever can we just get going?
TO: YES!!!WE SHALL DEFEAT MALEKITH FOR LOKI!!!!!!
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NR: well that was a fun day
CB: speak for yourself! I was chased by several shield agents around the whole base! Not to mention I was given a black eye by Coulson, that guys a jerk.
NR: he can still read your messages y'know.
CB: well I hope he can! So he can see this!....
NR
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??CB: Steve and Phil were fri-GAAAAAAAAH!!
NR: Clint?
CB: This is Phil Coulson. Clint might be a little late getting home.
NR: fine by me.
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(Y/n): Are you guys almost home? Bruce and I have been bored out of our heads all day AND WHERE THE HELL IS TONY!?!?!?!?!?!?
SR: he hasn't shown up yet?
(Y/n): no! And the last time we saw him was like what last night? Where did he disappear to?!?
NR: maybe he went to the tower.
BB: Checked there
SR: press conference?
(Y/n): nope
NR: Strip club?
BB:.....
(Y/n): how did we not think to check there?!?
NR: that should of been the first place you looked.
BB: I'll get the car started.
NR: morons
SR: Natasha?
NR:yeah Steve?
SR:what's a strip club?
NR:.....
(Y/n): ehehehehehe....
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CB: well that was horrifying
BB: where have you been you were supposed to be back an hour ago.
CB: what I have saw I will never be able to unsee
BB: let me guess YOAI shipping???
CB: DONT EVEN MENTION THAT HORRIBLE THING!!! D'X
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NR: (y/n)? Did you find Tony?
(Y/n): NO! And Bruce and I have been to every bar and strip club in the city!!! Where the hell is he!?!?!?!?
SR: found him
BB: where is he?!?!?
SR: passed out in his bathtub
(Y/n): oh...
-------------------------Later that evening--------------------------------
CB: I AM BACK!
TS: SO AM I!
TO: AS AM I!!!
(Y/n): oh hey Thor how'd the whole space elf thing go?
TO: IT WENT VERY WELL!!! BUT IT PAINS ME TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT MY BROTHER DIED IN BATTLE
(Y/n): WHAT?!?!
CB:what a shame
TS: such a tragedy
NR: how will we ever go on
SR: Sorry for your loss thor
BB: Lokis sacrifice will (probably) be honoured
LL: HAHA!! I GOT YOU YOU IMBECILES!!!!! LOKI'D!!!!!!!!! >
(Y/n): dude wth?!?!?!
SR: don't play sick jokes like that!
NR: Thor's really upset!!!!
TO: LOKI THOU ARE ALIVE
LL: lol yeah and I've taken Odin's throne hope you're alright with that.
TO: YES YES I DO NOT CARE I AM JUST THANKFUL MY BABY BROTHER IS ALIVE!!!
BB: um Thor?...
LL: give it a minute
TO: WAIT!!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FATHER!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
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Okay, who showed Clint Fall Out Boy? -TS
..... - (Y/I)
He's been blasting it through the tower all freaking day! -TS
SO LIGHT EM UP! -CB
.... - (Y/I)
(Name), don't you dare... -TS
*Urge to sing intensifies* -(Y/I)
UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP -CB
I'M ON FIRE! - (Y/I)
Damnit -TS
Don't hate, appreciate Tones -CB
Shut up Clint -TS
#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#
WHO THE HELL LET BRUCE DOWNLOAD FLAPPY BIRD!!? -(Y/I)
.....Oops -CB
I WILL END YOU! -(Y/I)
Not if Banner doesn't end you first! -CB
I uninstalled it! Crises averted! -TS
I'M BEING CHASED BY THE HULK WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRISIS AVERTED!? -(Y/I)
Future crisis averted? -TS
Would you just shut u
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Not as funny as the other two but don't worry the next one will be better! And reader will be appearing in them from now onwards also. People keep asking me to put in all these other characters and to ship some of the avengers with the reader and I am really trying to but I'm running out of ideas too many requests but don't worry I will. Of something's! YOU WILL Get what you ask for!
Caution this contains Thor the Dark World spoilers!!! Oh and MTA stands for malekith the accursed and k/ATS stands for KURSE/Aligrim the strong.
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Evil elf guy? ....Awwww shite. BEN go home your drunk!
